What you should believe

In the past three days I've been exposed to very controversial stuff. We've learned as a generation (my generation) that to get what you want you need to convince others of why they too should believe this. The 'stuff' has been around for years and constantly recirculates in different forms. So I'd like to share with you just what (since Sunday) I've been asked to believe:

• The theory of Evolution and Natural Selection is very real (tue)
• Sperm is cheap (tue)
• Because we evolved from quadrupeds, we weren't meant to walk upright and especially weren't made to wear high-heels (tue)
• Noah was a rich Samaritan who survived off of drinking beer (sun)
• Noah was an outlaw after the flood (sun)
• Jesus' family tomb has been found (sun)
• Jesus & Mary we're married and had a son (sun)
• Gandhi was a short-tempered man (mon)
• Gandhi was an abusive husband (mon)
• We should become hermaphrodites to break down the Male-Female system (tue)
• We have sex because we're in an arms race (tue)
• Petco, Fedex, and Walmart are evil corporate empires (mon)
• Abortion is legal (mon)
• Abortion is illegal (mon)

Obviously there's a lot out there to believe in. No wonder we're all messed up!

~J out

PS. Liverpool lost to Barcelona... I think I'm going to cry ; (